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'''Uncanny''' started as a toy company.  One of the signature products of the toy company was a [[Talking doll]]. 
A private company started by [[Dr. Silverstein]]?
A private company started by [[Dr. Silverstein]]?
== Newspaper Reports ==
TECHWORLD NEWS: Toy company at the origin of the successful talking doll rebrands and becomes '''Uncanny.'''  A spokesperson from the newly formed Uncanny told the press, \"We think we can do more than just entertain.  We have new plans, big plans, plans that will shape the very fabric of reality!\"  Unconfirmed rumors suggest that Uncanny has already received large orders from the government."
TECHWORLD NEWS: '''Uncanny''' unveils its new product - the Grocery Bot!  Thousands of else-if statements, pre-recorded voice from professional actors, what more does this adorable android hides under its smiling face?  Our expert got the answer for you!"


== Lab Notes ==
== Lab Notes ==
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* [[Uncanny Dodge]] CBM (entirely unrelated of course)
* [[Uncanny Dodge]] CBM (entirely unrelated of course)


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Revision as of 16:22, 26 August 2020

Uncanny started as a toy company. One of the signature products of the toy company was a Talking doll.

A private company started by Dr. Silverstein?


Newspaper Reports

TECHWORLD NEWS: Toy company at the origin of the successful talking doll rebrands and becomes Uncanny. A spokesperson from the newly formed Uncanny told the press, \"We think we can do more than just entertain. We have new plans, big plans, plans that will shape the very fabric of reality!\" Unconfirmed rumors suggest that Uncanny has already received large orders from the government."


TECHWORLD NEWS: Uncanny unveils its new product - the Grocery Bot! Thousands of else-if statements, pre-recorded voice from professional actors, what more does this adorable android hides under its smiling face? Our expert got the answer for you!"

Lab Notes

"We are really obviously in heavier competition with the private industry than the other XEDRA silos. Melchior detected a fairly clever attempt at database injection through one of Melchior's access points to external units. It was shut down very quickly, but we traced the origin back to Dr. Silverstein and the group that left to form Uncanny. They already took half our best people, do they really have to try to steal our work too? Admin was unhelpful, no big surprise there. Everyone knows they're cozy with Silverstein. Don't know why he doesn't just ask them directly for all our most classified stuff.",

Those ass - pardon me. Reverse dictation and overwrite. Our esteemed colleagues at Uncanny have pushed their version of \"deep learning heuristic AI\" public. They're just attributing everything Melchior does to a little chip, and telling everyone it's \"deep learning and we don't fully understand it\". Amazingly, even the comp sci experts seem to be buying it. I guess there wasn't much chance anyone was going to guess that the central server is actually literally seeing possible futures.

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Dr. Silverstein left, along with half a dozen of our best programmers. Apparently they have an agreement to start a private startup that will present some of our findings as new research. It figures Silverstein would come up with a way to get rich and hog the limelight for discoveries we can never make public.

The big exodus after Dr. Silverstein wasn't all bad. With him no longer swaggering around and getting in the way, Davids and Kohler were able to try out that perf package they wanted to run on Melchior core traffic. It worked better than anticipated. Once we work this into Melchior's central hub, we'll be able to communicate with dispersed XEDRA silos basically as fast as Melchior can process. That'll let us store Melchior's actual main unit back at Hub01, and just have little booster versions of it at the local lab level. $aving$ is a language admin speaks.

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