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EDITORIAL: LET ME BUY MY DANG PLUTONIUM. '''President Toffer''' made a bold and unpopular move last month with nuclear regulation changes. I, for one, couldn't be more excited. By now, we know very well what the risks of radioactive materials are, and can take the measures to protect ourselves. Our citizens deserve the right to make the informed choice to purchase atomic powered tools should they wish, and in this era of fossil fuel and global warming concerns, what could be more appropriate than powering a home with a radioisotope thermal generator? | EDITORIAL: LET ME BUY MY DANG PLUTONIUM. '''President Toffer''' made a bold and unpopular move last month with nuclear regulation changes. I, for one, couldn't be more excited. By now, we know very well what the risks of radioactive materials are, and can take the measures to protect ourselves. Our citizens deserve the right to make the informed choice to purchase atomic powered tools should they wish, and in this era of fossil fuel and global warming concerns, what could be more appropriate than powering a home with a radioisotope thermal generator? | ||
ATOMIC DEREGULATION! '''President Toffer''' announced to a mixed crowd today that he had signed an executive order to deregulate public use of radioactive compounds, allowing more widespread use of low-grade radioactive compounds in home appliances. "Plutonium is the greenest energy we have," he told an assembled press. "It's time we got over our fear and moved into the light." | |||
EDISON AUTOMOTIVES UNVEILS NEW SOLAR CAR. "These miracles of technology wouldn't be possible without the deregulations pioneered by '''President Toffer'''," said billionaire tech mogul [[Elton Moosek]] about his company's newest innovation. "Access to radioactive compounds and military-grade fuel cells has made this possible. At this rate, we'll be flying solar sail spacecraft within my lifetime." | |||
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Revision as of 21:52, 26 August 2020
- Name
- Toffer
- Pronoun
- he/him
- Role/Title
- President
- Associated Projects
- Atomic Deregulation
- Place From
- USA
President Toffer was president of the USA about 10 years ago.
News Reports
EDITORIAL: LET ME BUY MY DANG PLUTONIUM. President Toffer made a bold and unpopular move last month with nuclear regulation changes. I, for one, couldn't be more excited. By now, we know very well what the risks of radioactive materials are, and can take the measures to protect ourselves. Our citizens deserve the right to make the informed choice to purchase atomic powered tools should they wish, and in this era of fossil fuel and global warming concerns, what could be more appropriate than powering a home with a radioisotope thermal generator?
ATOMIC DEREGULATION! President Toffer announced to a mixed crowd today that he had signed an executive order to deregulate public use of radioactive compounds, allowing more widespread use of low-grade radioactive compounds in home appliances. "Plutonium is the greenest energy we have," he told an assembled press. "It's time we got over our fear and moved into the light."
EDISON AUTOMOTIVES UNVEILS NEW SOLAR CAR. "These miracles of technology wouldn't be possible without the deregulations pioneered by President Toffer," said billionaire tech mogul Elton Moosek about his company's newest innovation. "Access to radioactive compounds and military-grade fuel cells has made this possible. At this rate, we'll be flying solar sail spacecraft within my lifetime."