Newspaper page
| Newspaper page | |
| General | |
|---|---|
| Materials | paper |
| Volume | 0 |
| Weight | 0.01 lbs |
| Other | |
| Price | 0 $ |
| As a Melee Weapon | |
| Bash Dmg | 0 |
| Cut Dmg | 0 |
| To Hit | +0 |
| Disassembling this item might yield 2 papers. | |
These newspaper pages contain tips and lore.
“ FEELING BLUE? Try "Greens" for Magazines! Your local Supermarket! Nothing cheers you up like a good magazine... Unless it's JUNK FOOD! Or why not buy an MP3 PLAYER or a GAME CONSOLE? Chase those Blues away at GREENS Supermarket. ”
“ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT: "Beware Acid Rain". Several caustic chemicals in the air react with rain clouds to cause deadly acid rain. No word yet on if this is a deliberate tactic or a side effect of the earlier bombings. ”