Newspaper page

Newspaper page
General
Materials	paper
Volume	0
Weight	0.01 lbs
Other
Price	0 $
As a Melee Weapon
Bash Dmg	0
Cut Dmg	0
To Hit	+0
Disassembling this item might yield 2 papers.

These newspaper pages contain tips and lore.

“ FEELING BLUE? Try "Greens" for Magazines! Your local Supermarket! Nothing cheers you up like a good magazine... Unless it's JUNK FOOD! Or why not buy an MP3 PLAYER or a GAME CONSOLE? Chase those Blues away at GREENS Supermarket. ”

“ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: "Beware Acid Rain". Several caustic chemicals in the air react with rain clouds to cause deadly acid rain. No word yet on if this is a deliberate tactic or a side effect of the earlier bombings. ”

“ NEW WEAPON UNVEILED: Defense today lifted the lid on a long held secret project. "We can't discuss the specifics, but it generates a burst of plasma which accurately follows a path of laser-heated air," according to a Pentagon official. ”

“ INVADERS ARE SUPER SOLDIERS: Further proof of mutation, in addition to strength, speed, & toughness, we now have reports of foreign enemies who are somehow firing lightning fields, spitting acid and reports of soldiers hidden in mobile clouds of smoke. ”

“ POPULAR MECHANICS: People say mechanics is boring? We say, Prove them Wrong! We've got all the articles that make it interesting to talk about, so you can. "Make Mechanics Popular"! ”