Cell phone

, cell phone Hitchhiker's Guide: Stable (0.F-3) - [ cell phone ] Experimental - [ cell phone ]
General
Materials	plastic / aluminum
Volume	0.25 liters
Weight	0.249 lbs or 113 g
As a Melee Weapon
Bash Dmg	-8
Cut Dmg	0
To Hit	-3
Moves per attack	70
Base damage / 100 move	-11.43
Other
Price	1 $

Notes

This is a cellphone, an older cousin of a smartphone but still popular in certain circles due to its reliability, sturdiness, and ability to run on common batteries. Using this cellphone will turn it on and provide light, assuming it is sufficiently charged. It also has a clock app that includes an alarm.