Foodplace
Foodplace is a popular food chain selling food items. What else is there to know?
Notes
Foodplace makes generic food, their best seller is called "Foodplace's delicious food" and it's made of foodstuff. This is not a joke; Foodplace products often (not always, but usually) are made of a material called Foodplace's delicious foodstuff with an id foodplace_foodstuff.
FoodCo is separate entity that makes appliances.
Coming soon, "Foodwafer™️ Crackers, from Foodplace"
News Reports
FOODPLACE PANTS FEUD. An ongoing legal battle between popular fast food megalith Foodplace and the non-profit Concerned Consumers of Foodpeople has ended with the determination that the Foodperson costume will remain a gender-neutral, nonrevealing unitard. "Superheroes are meant to have exaggerated anatomy and revealing costumes," a spokesperson from CCF said in a press release. "This is a sad day not just for fans of Foodplace, but for consumers of the fast-food superhero genre overall." A spokesperson from rival food company NourishMart sent out a press release just minutes after the ruling: "NOURISHMART INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT NOURISHMATIC DOES NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHES. NOURISHMATIC IS SOFTWARE. NOURISHMATIC CAN PRESENT AN AVATAR OF WHATEVER APPEALING MEAT-FORM IS DESIRED BY THE PUBLIC. EAT AT NOURISHMART. OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN A MIX OF FAT, SALT, AND PROTEIN THAT IS HIGHLY DESIRABLE TO HUMAN PALATES."
RIOT IN CARLHAVEN. A riot broke out in a supermarket in Carlhaven, Nebraska, today. A bystander who left the scene as violence started told police that it began with a dispute over the last box of frozen Foodplace hamburger patties, but quickly escalated "For no reason at all". Police arrived on the scene and were quickly forced to deploy less-lethal weaponry in response to what was described by Sheriff Paul Redekopp as "A complete sh*t show". Seven people are dead, and another six in critical condition in Carlhaven General Hospital.
Terrain Descriptions
This looks like the console controlling the security door, there's a pretty big reading surface on it. You can see "Fp" soberly printed above the reader. You have no idea what could open it.
Slogans and Branding
- I AM FOODPERSON. AND I BRING SUSTENANCE!
- Foodplace: The best restaurant in an area!
- Our food contains up to 95% real food.
- Foodplace: It's the Calories.
- You need food, don't you? Then come with me to FOODPLACE!!
- Foodplace: Edible food is OUR guarantee!
- Come to Foodplace today and buy food!