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* I AM FOODPERSON. AND I BRING SUSTENANCE! | * I AM FOODPERSON. AND I BRING SUSTENANCE! | ||
* | * Foodplace: The best restaurant in an area! | ||
* Our food contains up to 95% real food. | * Our food contains up to 95% real food. | ||
* | * Foodplace: It's the Calories. | ||
* You need food, don't you? Then come with me to FOODPLACE!! | * You need food, don't you? Then come with me to FOODPLACE!! | ||
* | * Foodplace: Edible food is OUR guarantee! | ||
* Come to | * Come to Foodplace today and buy food! | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 18:03, 27 August 2020
Foodplace is a popular food chain selling food items. What else is there to know?
Important style note: it is Foodplace, not "FoodPlace.",
FoodPlace makes generic food, their best seller is called "FoodPlace's delicious food" and it's made of foodstuff. This is not a joke; FoodPlace products often (not always, but usually) are made of a material called Foodplace's delicious foodstuff with an id foodplace_foodstuff.
FoodPlace has a subsidiary that makes appliances named FoodCo.
FoodPlace is a fast food chain as well. I think a sit down fastfood place, like a Denny's with delusions of grandeur.
Coming soon, "FoodWafer™️ Crackers, from FoodPlace"
News Reports
FOODPLACE PANTS FEUD. An ongoing legal battle between popular fast food megalith Foodplace and the non-profit Concerned Consumers of Foodpeople has ended with the determination that the Foodperson costume will remain a gender-neutral, nonrevealing unitard. "Superheroes are meant to have exaggerated anatomy and revealing costumes," a spokesperson from CCF said in a press release. "This is a sad day not just for fans of Foodplace, but for consumers of the fast-food superhero genre overall." A spokesperson from rival food company NourishMart sent out a press release just minutes after the ruling: "NOURISHMART INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT NOURISHMATIC DOES NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHES. NOURISHMATIC IS SOFTWARE. NOURISHMATIC CAN PRESENT AN AVATAR OF WHATEVER APPEALING MEAT-FORM IS DESIRED BY THE PUBLIC. EAT AT NOURISHMART. OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN A MIX OF FAT, SALT, AND PROTEIN THAT IS HIGHLY DESIRABLE TO HUMAN PALATES."
RIOT IN CARLHAVEN. A riot broke out in a supermarket in Carlhaven, Nebraska, today. A bystander who left the scene as violence started told police that it began with a dispute over the last box of frozen Foodplace hamburger patties, but quickly escalated "For no reason at all". Police arrived on the scene and were quickly forced to deploy less-lethal weaponry in response to what was described by Sheriff Paul Redekopp as "A complete sh*t show". Seven people are dead, and another six in critical condition in Carlhaven General Hospital.
Terrain Descriptions
This looks like the console controlling the security door, there's a pretty big reading surface on it. You can see "Fp" soberly printed above the reader. You have no idea what could open it.
Slogans and Branding
- I AM FOODPERSON. AND I BRING SUSTENANCE!
- Foodplace: The best restaurant in an area!
- Our food contains up to 95% real food.
- Foodplace: It's the Calories.
- You need food, don't you? Then come with me to FOODPLACE!!
- Foodplace: Edible food is OUR guarantee!
- Come to Foodplace today and buy food!