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FoodPlace is a fast food chain as well. I think a sit down fastfood place, like a Denny's with delusions of grandeur. | FoodPlace is a fast food chain as well. I think a sit down fastfood place, like a Denny's with delusions of grandeur. | ||
Coming soon, | Coming soon, "FoodWafer™️ Crackers, from FoodPlace" | ||
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FOODPLACE PANTS FEUD. An ongoing legal battle between popular fast food megalith '''Foodplace''' and the non-profit [[Concerned Consumers of Foodpeople]] has ended with the determination that the Foodperson costume will remain a gender-neutral, nonrevealing unitard. "Superheroes are meant to have exaggerated anatomy and revealing costumes," a spokesperson from CCF said in a press release. "This is a sad day not just for fans of Foodplace, but for consumers of the fast-food superhero genre overall." A spokesperson from rival food company [[NourishMart]] sent out a press release just minutes after the ruling: "NOURISHMART INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT NOURISHMATIC DOES NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHES. NOURISHMATIC IS SOFTWARE. NOURISHMATIC CAN PRESENT AN AVATAR OF WHATEVER APPEALING MEAT-FORM IS DESIRED BY THE PUBLIC. EAT AT NOURISHMART. OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN A MIX OF FAT, SALT, AND PROTEIN THAT IS HIGHLY DESIRABLE TO HUMAN PALATES." | |||
== Slogans and Branding == | == Slogans and Branding == | ||
Revision as of 01:34, 27 August 2020
FoodPlace is a popular food chain selling food items. What else is there to know?
Important style note: it is FoodPlace, not "Foodplace."
FoodPlace makes generic food, their best seller is called "FoodPlace's delicious food" and it's made of foodstuff. This is not a joke; FoodPlace products often (not always, but usually) are made of a material called Foodplace's delicious foodstuff with an id foodplace_foodstuff.
FoodPlace has a subsidiary that makes appliances named FoodCo.
FoodPlace is a fast food chain as well. I think a sit down fastfood place, like a Denny's with delusions of grandeur.
Coming soon, "FoodWafer™️ Crackers, from FoodPlace"
News Reports
FOODPLACE PANTS FEUD. An ongoing legal battle between popular fast food megalith Foodplace and the non-profit Concerned Consumers of Foodpeople has ended with the determination that the Foodperson costume will remain a gender-neutral, nonrevealing unitard. "Superheroes are meant to have exaggerated anatomy and revealing costumes," a spokesperson from CCF said in a press release. "This is a sad day not just for fans of Foodplace, but for consumers of the fast-food superhero genre overall." A spokesperson from rival food company NourishMart sent out a press release just minutes after the ruling: "NOURISHMART INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT NOURISHMATIC DOES NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHES. NOURISHMATIC IS SOFTWARE. NOURISHMATIC CAN PRESENT AN AVATAR OF WHATEVER APPEALING MEAT-FORM IS DESIRED BY THE PUBLIC. EAT AT NOURISHMART. OUR PRODUCTS CONTAIN A MIX OF FAT, SALT, AND PROTEIN THAT IS HIGHLY DESIRABLE TO HUMAN PALATES."
Slogans and Branding
- I AM FOODPERSON. AND I BRING SUSTENANCE!
- FoodPlace: The best restaurant in an area!
- Our food contains up to 95% real food.
- FoodPlace: It's the Calories.
- You need food, don't you? Then come with me to FOODPLACE!!
- FoodPlace: Edible food is OUR guarantee!
- Come to FoodPlace today and buy food!