Protein ration

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% protein ration Hitchhiker's Guide: Stable (0.F-3) - [ protein ration ] Experimental - [ protein ration ]
General
Materials	unknown
Volume	0 liters
Weight	0 lbs or 0 g
As Food
Portions	1
As a Drug
Other
Price	0 $
As a Melee Weapon
Bash Dmg	0
To Hit	+0

“ SoyPelusa ran a highly successful crowdfunding campaign for this protein bar. A person can live on one of these bars, three times a day, presumably forever. After backers received their product, a single flaw was found: most consumers found starvation preferable to the flavor. Warehouses of the product went unsold as the company went bankrupt, providing the perfect opportunity for FEMA to scoop them up and stock the evac shelters. Now, you hold a piece of famous crowdfunding history in your hands. How exciting. ”

Notes

• Gives 5 units of the Gross food vitamin. (in addition to the normal vitamins it gives).
• You can't afford to be picky during the apocalypse, and these bars will not rot EVER after the Cataclysm, so try and save these bars for winter; have some preserved or canned food to have alongside it, so you don't become down from it, and eat it either before you sleep or when you have just woken up, it's calories will serve you well when you really need them...
• As the description implies, these are plentiful in evac shelters, though they aren't always the only food you can find in them.

See Also

• SoyPelusa